So my heart is broken.
(via tuxedogatonero)
silver-razors-of-selfish-relief:
When the world perception of “beauty” is unobtainable.. dont you think we should change it?
(via fallenangellisa)
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
- Sirius: I just met you
- Sirius : And this is crazy
- Sirius: I'm your Godfather convicted with the murder of 13 muggles and betrayed your parents
- Sirius Black: Move in with me Maybe?
- Harry: COURSE I WILL
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(via bnkn62)
the only show where theres a smart blonde and a dumb asian
(via fallenangellisa)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Title: Dead and Seek
Artist: IA
343 plays
I FOUND THE FULL VERSION OF DEAD AND SEEK
there are tears in my eyes I love this song so much oh my god
